Hmm, tough call. One way to think about it is, who would you want to hang out at the bar and have a beer with?
GI Joe: definitely cool, but a bit too much of a man's man. Like, you shake his hand and he crushes it with his Kung Fu grip. Is probably very sweaty.
Six Million Dollar Man: cool at first, but after hearing him tell the story of his plane crash for the 31st time, you'd secretly wish they didn't have the technology to save him. Always wears the same track suit.
Captain Kirk: cool yes, but so cheesey and full of himself. Odds are his shirt would be torn in half by the end of the evening. I'd much rather have a drink with Mr. Scott.
James Bond: my first choice initially. Has great gadgets, a kick-ass theme song, and is good with the ladies. But odds are you'd get shot by evil henchman before the second round of martinis.
So I'd have to go with Han Solo. He's probably got some good smuggling stories. Plus, if you were the designated driver, you'd get to fly the Millenium Falcon home.
Because one day Kev was singing "Sway," and if you know Kev, you know he is a notorious low-talker, so when he sang "like the lazy ocean hugs the shore," I thought he said "like a lazy Russian horses show," and it seemed like a good name for something. Sorta Sgt. Peppery. No offense to Russians or horses is intended.
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Hmm, tough call. One way to think about it is, who would you want to hang out at the bar and have a beer with?
GI Joe: definitely cool, but a bit too much of a man's man. Like, you shake his hand and he crushes it with his Kung Fu grip. Is probably very sweaty.
Six Million Dollar Man: cool at first, but after hearing him tell the story of his plane crash for the 31st time, you'd secretly wish they didn't have the technology to save him. Always wears the same track suit.
Captain Kirk: cool yes, but so cheesey and full of himself. Odds are his shirt would be torn in half by the end of the evening. I'd much rather have a drink with Mr. Scott.
James Bond: my first choice initially. Has great gadgets, a kick-ass theme song, and is good with the ladies. But odds are you'd get shot by evil henchman before the second round of martinis.
So I'd have to go with Han Solo. He's probably got some good smuggling stories. Plus, if you were the designated driver, you'd get to fly the Millenium Falcon home.
-K.
Kevin is **hilarious**!!! :)
I was going to ask: person, or action figure?
Han Solo is probably cooler in personality; but conceptually, I like good ol' Steve Austin.
--GG
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