Zippy

So yesterday I was driving around in Garland, and I noticed this Volvo behind me, coming up really fast, zipping around people, changing lanes all strategically, in a big hurry. Finally she gets blocked behind me and a slow car in the next lane, and she is really annoyed trying to get around us. I needed to get over, so she got past me, sped up, and the light turned red. HA HA! So now she's next to me at the red light, still annoyed, and I see it is a girl right outta Long Island (no offense) with the long flowy dark hair and long fingernails, probably chewing gum, kinda looked like Janis from the Friends show. So the light turns green and she hauls a** to zip around me and do you know where she is going that she has to be in such a hurry? WAL-MART! I should have followed her in there to see what urgent purchase was worth risking the lives of other drivers, but I just kept on going.

I heard a commercial on the radio the other day that made me really mad for a thing you can buy for your car that makes you "invisible to police radar." They guarantee you won't get a ticket, or they'll pay for it. Then they say really fast and more quietly, "of course we don't condone reckless driving BUT
buy our product so you can be above the law and go as fast as you want!"
Dangit.

I don't like driving around the streets with Zippy and Speedy. Be careful out there.