This Friday, I will be heading north to my hometown of New Albany, Indiana.  This is going to require getting on a plane and flying to Louisville.  I don't like flying on planes.  I usually have small to medium panic attacks.  The flight to Louisville is fortunately very short though, and I will be with my dad who tends to have a calming affect on people most of the time.
New Albany is a small town in the heart of "Kentuckiana," which as Michael Feldman says, is better than "Indyucky."  I will be staying at my aunt's house which has a pool and a hammock, and I intend to take advantage of both.  I will also get to hang out with some of my cousins, which I am looking forward to.  Mostly, I will be visiting places from my childhood, like the Zesto (ice cream) and Arnie's Pizza King.  I am going to take Ralph, which will increase the number of states he has visited to five.  It will be his first time on a plane.
On a slightly related note, I have noticed that I am beginning to develop a new irrational fear to go with my collection.  On the evenings that I leave work at the beginning of rush hour, I have to drive on Central Expressway, which is a busy expressway with lots of construction and bad drivers.  But do I fear being crashed into by some idiot on a cell phone, or getting a 'traffic fines doubled' ticket in the construction zone, both of which could very likely happen?  No.  Instead, I fear that the traffic helicopters which frequent the skies above my route are going to suddenly spin out of control and fall violently on my car.  I am constantly on the lookout for this.  Now, this fear is not completely unfounded, as it did happen a couple of years ago here in Dallas.  A traffic copter lost an engine or something and crash-landed in the middle of a very busy intersection during rush hour.  Luckily, I am pretty sure no one was seriously hurt.  It is for this reason that I should not be allowed to watch the news, because I never used to give these helicopters a second thought.  Sometimes it sucks to be me.
Yesterday we saw Madagascar, which was very entertaining, especially Da Ali G. Show as the lemur king, and a funny group of penguins.  Of the 4 main characters, surprisingly, David Schwimmer's giraffe character got the best lines.  The other 3 were mediocre.  Anyway, overall, it was a good movie, and I recommend it.  Two weeks until March of the Penguins comes out.  I can't wait for that.
Time to get ready to head to work. The traffic copters from the morning commute should be safely parked somewhere by now.
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2 comments:
Tara- i am glad you are going to the wedding- and will get to visit places of your childhood- i did that over Memorial Day weekend in Minnesota- it was fun but everything was much smaller than I remembered. I hope you have a great trip!! Don't fret the copters- just turn the radio up and focus on the crazy drivers! I'll be the one on my cellphone!
Interesting! Didn't know you weren't a native speaker of Tex-ish.
-GG
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