A Monkey's Life

Julie was asking how Ralph is adjusting to having a baby around the house. As many of you know, Ralph used to get quite a lot of attention. Things were a little rough for him at first I think. There he is, in the picture above, sitting alone in the corner holding the laundry bag, while all attention was focused on the Peanut and her cousin Katie. Things are better now, though. Ralph got to go on vacation with us. Below, he is enjoying some quiet time in one of the back porch rockers. And Daphne loves him. She calls him "Wowf." It's not so bad to be a monkey.

Top Five Tuesday

Top Five Reasons I wish I was still on Vacation:

1. I didn't have to drive for a whole week.
2. I didn't have to plan meals or cook them for a whole week.
3. It is hot here. It was not hot on vacation.
4. My house is a mess.
5. Pollution here is Level Red or Orange every day.

And because that Top Five list is so filled with negativity, here is a more positive bonus Top Three list:

Top Three Snack Cakes:

1. Hohos
2. Ding Dongs
3. Hostess Cupcakes

I never really cared for the Twinkie.

Happy Monday

One of my favorite happy places is the Zesto. It is an ice cream stand in New Albany, Indiana that we frequented during my childhood. In 2005, I took Ralph to the Zesto, and this October, I will be taking Daphne for her first Zesto experience. She will love it. She's a big fan of ice cream.

Already Better than Jackson Pollock

Yesterday, I bought some Crayola Mess-Free markers. This is Daphne's very first completely solo piece of artwork. Well, I wrote her name, but she did the rest. I am so proud. It is on the fridge.

Mess-free markers seem pretty cool. The fingerpaints are lame though.

Flashback Friday

This is me at my daisy table...I spent a lot of time there. If I could find one just like this for the Peanut, I would buy it in a heartbeat. In this picture, I'm filling out my Valentines for a school party. But I can also remember sitting there coloring or having snacks (hoho's!).

Standing on the Cloud

We just watched a really disturbing movie, so I am blogging to take my mind off it before I go to sleep. Here is a little vacation story for you.

The last morning we crossed over the mountain pass from Idaho into Jackson Hole, there was a cloud hovering just above the town, so that from the top of the pass, we were above the cloud. It was one of the coolest things I have ever seen. We stopped to take a few pictures, and then started the drive down.


Here we are just about to drive into the cloud. It's right in front of that truck.



And as soon as they got into it, the people in the truck rolled down their windows and stuck out their arms to touch the cloud. We did the same. Clouds are cold and wet. Touch one if you get a chance someday.

Wednesday is Poll Day

Tomorrow, I have to get up early and attend a long boring conference about medicare, so here is the Whaddayathink Wednesday poll in advance. I guess it's more of a hypothetical. I look forward to checking the results when I get home.

You have the opportunity to take your dream vacation for free, but you are handcuffed to Gilbert Gottfried (except in the restroom). Do you go?
	Yes
	No
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Now, when I say dream vacation, I mean DREAM vacation. For example, for me, this means an Antarctic Cruise and visiting the penguins. And as annoying as Gilbert Gottfried is, I couldn't pass up the penguins.

Post-Vacation Letdown

So, we've been home for a couple of days, and I am starting to feel normal again. Being on vacation is hard work. Especially with a toddler. But with all the extra hands around, I managed to get in some relaxing, and views like this made it all worth it. Not to mention the delightfully cool weather.

I took almost 500 pictures. Have you ever tried to sort through 500 pictures? This batch goes mostly like this: mountain, mountain, mountain, Peanut, mountain, mountain, Peanut, Peanut by a mountain, Peanut, mountain, etc. So, I am trying to pick some of my favorites, and post a few each day on flickr. If you're interested, you can check them out by clicking on the flickr badge at the left, and then going to my photostream and clicking on the Vacation 07 set. I think there are only 29 on there right now. Much better than 500.

Wyoming/Idaho/Montana is pretty amazing. Idaho is flat flat flat, and then mountain. It looks like Napolean Dynamite. You can see for miles. Every day you can see the sun rise and set, you can see millions of stars, you can see storms move across the sky. There are no mosquitos. It is rarely too hot to sit outside. And I haven't even mentioned the wildlife yet. More on that later.

Anyway, I usually have pretty severe post-vacation letdown after a trip like this, because I come back home and have nothing to look forward to. This time it's not so bad. I have lots of birthday gifts that I haven't got to play with yet and a new issue of Craft Magazine to peruse. I'm going to Indiana in October and New York in November, and then it will be Christmas. Whew! No time for letdown now. I'll have to wait until January.

OK, check in tomorrow for some kind of poll. Gotta go for now.

Top Five Tuesday

Old Faithful
Originally uploaded by Tara H.

During our vacation, we visited Yellowstone National Park and went to Old Faithful. It was pretty cool to watch the geyser erupt, but there were thousands of tourists there and Daphne wasn't on her best behavior. After spending the better part of the morning in a carseat in the back of a minivan, she just wanted to be free, so we had to let her run. And run. And run. It wore us out. But she had a great time. Anyway, here is this week's vacation-related Top Five:

Top Five Cool but Super-Touristy Things I'm Glad I've Done

1. Rode the London Eye
2. Took a tour of Alcatraz
3. Went on a whale-watching cruise in Maine
4. Went to the top of the Trade Center in NYC
5. Rode the cog train to the top of Pike's Peak

Please comment if you have a favorite tourist spot.

Happy Monday

Here I am on a fence with the Peanut in Wyoming. Just got back yesterday. Lots of tales to tell.

Birthday Extravaganza (or 39 Ain't So Bad)

So, it's my birthday today. I'm 39 now. OK. I'll just have to find a way to deal with it.

Turning 39 is kind of a drag, but celebrating turning 39 was great. Daphne went to stay with my mom and dad, and Kevin and I went to dinner and to see a really cool show at the Granada. The first band was Little Jack Melody. Didn't like them much. Little Jack was a little koo-koo. He had a stand-up bass player that made a lot of stink-face, which was entertaining. You know what I'm talking about, right? It's when a musician gets real into what he's playing, and makes a wrinkly nose furrowed brow sort of face, like something smells really bad. It is most common during rock guitar solos, so seeing this stand-up bass guy doing it was funny. I wonder why stink face seems so prevelent among musicians versus other professionals. You never see a heart surgeon make stink face as he approaches a particularly delicate artery. Anyway, the next band was Guy Forsythe and the Hot Nut Riveters, which I may have not spelled correctly. They were really cool, and if you can see them, you should. Someone at the show must have had a video camera, because lo and behold, I found some footage from the show on YouTube. Here are a couple of clips:





The sound is not that great, and these are not the best songs of the night, but there is a little taste for you anyway. I think my favorite part of the show was when they played Summertime, featuring Guy on the musical saw. It was cool.

The headline act was the strange but very talented White Ghost Shivers. YouTube had a clip of them from last night too. It is long, and does not show the hilarity of the tall skinny guy (there on the left) dancing, and the sound quality is terrible. I'm sure you can find better video clips of the WGS if you want.



Anyway, it was a fun night out.

This blog is going to be taking a little break, and will return in about a week. Then, I will show you some pictures of my two new adopted babies, so stay tuned for that. Until then, have a nice break from the LRHS.

Mockingbird and Vine

As most of you know, my friend Emily and I are in the process of starting a small business with some of the crafty items I've been making. Thought I'd show you some of the stuff we've been working on. Sorry the pictures are kind of dark, but you get the general idea. We're starting with hair accessories, but planning to expand into other areas too. I have lots of ideas in my head...just need to figure out how to execute them. It keeps me from getting enough sleep sometimes, but it's fun.

It's Flashback Friday Time

The Flashback Friday Flickr group came up with a theme this week (fancy dress) but I didn't know about it in time to steal a fancy dress picture from my parents' photo album, so this is what I've got. There was nothing on the back to tell my age or the location of this picture, but I'm guessing I was about five, and that it is most likely somewhere in Kentucky or Tennessee. Maybe my parents can help me out. Anyway, I hope to be doing something similar to this in Idaho/Wyoming next week. Have a good Friday!

Rude Awakening

Something crawled across Kevin's head at 5:oo this morning. His reaction was quite violent. I thought he was having a seizure. I'm sure I would have reacted similarly had something crawled across my head while I was sleeping, only I would have added some screaming. Anyway, the subsequent search for whatever it was failed to find anything. My guess is that it was the tiny little gecko I saw running around in the bathroom yesterday. Or perhaps it was Kev's imagination. He said he had just been dreaming about mice. Needless to say, there was no hope of going back to sleep after that, so I just got up. Now I am very tired. But at least nothing (that I know of) crawled on my head. I'll be sleeping with the lights on and holding a big shoe tonight.

Last Week's Poll: Current Results

Current Results

At the time of this writing. 16 people have voted in last week's poll, and the 80s seems to be the big winner. Understandable. But surprisingly, someone voted for the 2000s. Perhaps it was a joke vote? Or maybe a kid reads this blog? Who are you, oh Reader Who Loves the Oughts?

Thursday's Theme: Whaddayathink Wednesday

Well, I'll be danged. They still make paste. It looks a little different now than it did when I was in kindergarten. Anyway, here is yesterday's Whaddayathink Wednesday poll.

Did you ever eat the paste? Be honest.
	Yes
	No
	My generation didn't use paste.
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No Poll

Hi. I didn't post a poll today. There is too much going on. I will try to do it tomorrow since Thursday has no theme.

Top Five Tuesday

Top five foods I didn't know I liked until I was in my 30s (in no particular order):

1. Mushrooms
2. Lobster bisque
3. Split Pea soup
4. Jambalaya
5. Oatmeal

For years, I have wanted to like oatmeal. It smells so good. But every time I tried it, the texture made me gag. For some reason, I tried it again a few weeks ago, and HOORAY! No gagging! How I love delicious oatmeal. Especially with blueberries. Mmmmmm.

Whales!

Happy Place 2
Originally uploaded by Tara H.

Well, here it is, Happy Monday again. This week's happy place is a whale-watching cruise we took off the coast of Maine in 2003. If you have never done this, I really recommend it. It is pretty amazing to see big giant whales swimming along beside you so gracefullly. It's very peaceful. (It's not easy to get a picture of them though, as you can see). We also saw dolphins and puffins and various other birds. I love Maine. I think it is my favorite state. It also has mountians and lakes and loons and lobster and the best blueberries ever.

Headed to the Pool

Headed to the Pool
Originally uploaded by Tara H.

Peanut Flashback

Daphne, a year ago. August 2006.

Flasback Friday

Well, this is me at the kitchen table doing some arts and crafts. It seems I got an early start. Since we don't have our scanner hooked up right now, I had to take a picture of the picture and post that, hence the warp and glare. The back of the polaroid says I am 4 and 1/2, so I am guessing that this was taken around Christmas time in 1972 (also right around the time LarryFeathers was born!). I spent a lot of time at that table. I remember fingerpainting there, helping make cookies there, eating grilled cheese and tomato soup there, and stubbornly sitting there for hours because I wouldn't eat my vegetables. Good times, bad times. Anyway, if we ever move to another house, I would like to have an eat-in kitchen.

A couple of notes about this picture. First, notice the groovy curtains. I'd give anything to have those. So 70s, so orange. Also, notice the jar of paste on the table. Remember paste? It was the adhesive of choice for children back then. It came with its own built-in application wand (you can see it sticking up there in the jar). It never seemed to work very well, though, and your projects were always kinda lumpy. I remember the smell very well. I do NOT, however, remember the taste, like many of my kindergarten classmates probably do. I never ate the paste. Anyway, I don't even think they make it anymore. I haven't seen it in years.

So, there's Flashback Friday for you. Have a good weekend!

Theme-Free Thursday

In other words, I got nothin'.

Last night we watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. This is a genius movie that everyone should see. It has some of the greatest characters in film history. If any of you have read the book, please tell me if it is worth doing. I need a good paperback to take on our trip.

It is August now, and so far we have had a pretty mild summer. It appears that is about to change. It is supposed to be really hot and sunny this weekend.

I am going to be 39 any day now. It just doesn't seem right.

So far, 9 people have taken yesterday's poll, and the 80s is winning. I haven't voted. I can't decide. Next week's poll may or may not be about aliens.

Ok. Well, that's all I've got. Tomorrow is Flashback Friday.

Whaddayathink Wednesday

Here is a poll. Please vote only once. It is anonymous, so anyone can vote...you don't have to be a commenter. That means people who claim to read this blog but never comment should go ahead and vote. Do it in the name of science! It'll be fun!

If you could listen to music from only one decade, it would be
	1920s
	1930s
	1940s
	1950s
	1960s
	1970s
	1980s
	1990s
	2000s
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Thanks for participating in Whaddayathink Wednesday. I don't know what the Thursday theme will be yet.

Top 5 Bad Concerts I Can't Believe I Actually Paid to See

1. Saxon and Armoured Saint at the Arcadia
2. Sammy Hagar at Reunion Arena
3. Ronnie James Dio at Reunion
4. Pantera at the Arcadia
5. A very wheels-off Debbie Harry singing to recorded music at some little bar on Greenville Ave. She kept forgetting the lyrics.

I'm sure there are more that I can't think of right now. Please feel free to comment with stories of bad shows you've seen! Thanks for reading Top 5 Tuesday!

Stay tuned...Tomorrow is Whaddayathink Wednesday.

Ooh Wee!

In order to force myself to have something to blog about, I have decided to start a series of regularly scheduled topics. I got the idea from some other bloggers out there who have started a thing called "Flashback Fridays," in which they post old photos of themselves from childhood or whatever. I may do that too, but I'm not sure how to hook up our scanner, so I thought instead I'd start with Happy Mondays*. On Happy Mondays, I will post a picture of one of my happy places, and maybe that will help me get my week off to a good start. Pictured above is delicious food from VoodooBarbeque on St. Charles in New Orleans. We went there on our honeymoon in April 2003. This picture is Kev's plate. You can tell because it has two pickles on it. I hate everything to do with pickles, so I always make Kev take mine right away before it contaminates the food on my plate. Next to the pickles is a pile of the best corn pudding on the planet. I wish I had some now. New Orleans gets my vote for best food in the country.

*Happy Mondays is a cool band from the 90's but I lost all my Happy Mondays cassette tapes.

Tune in tomorrow for Top 5 Tuesday!

Rats

I have finished Harry Potter as predicted. Now I have post Harry Potter Let-Down. I knew this would happen. And this time, there is no "next book" to look forward to. Dang.

School Supply Envy and So Forth

Yesterday I went to Target. They have just set up their seasonal display of school supplies. Oh, how I wish they had such cool school supplies when I was in school. I might've liked going to school if I'd had stuff like that. I must be kept out of Target until at least mid-September when the last remains of school supplies are on super-clearance.

I am concerned because it is unseasonably hot in Wyoming/Idaho, which is where we are going in three short weeks, presumably to escape the Texas heat. I believe it was just as hot in Jackson Hole yesterday as it was here. This will not do.

The new Harry Potter is pretty good so far. My plan was to make it last, but that's not gonna happen. I'll probably finish it by the end of the week.

I need to know the secret to scallops. I have made them a couple times, but they were only just OK. And last time I made them, the house smelled fishy for a whole week. The fishmongers at Central Market were giving out samples of bacon-wrapped scallops on Sunday, and they were DE-licious. Mine never taste like that. If you have any tips, please let me know.

The Peanut...

The Peanut...
Originally uploaded by Tara H.

...doesn't fall far from the tree.

Bounce House

Bounce House
Originally uploaded by Tara H.

We had a Big Weekend. There was swimming, bounce houses, chicken dancing, bbq, shopping at Kwik E Mart, cheese grits, risotto...so exhausting, but the Peanut had a blast. Now, I am going to go read the first chapter of the last Harry Potter.

Now, THAT's More Like Me

A different Simpsonizer here that starts with a real photo of you and then allows you to make minor changes. More fun than the other one.

Hair Experiment

Hair Experiment
Originally uploaded by Tara H.

Daphne's hair is becoming a little unruly, so I tried a little experiment. The bands stayed in for a total of 45 seconds.

If I was a Simpson...

Well, if anyone is looking for a good timewasting activity, you can go here and make yourself into a Simpson's character. That's me, above. I couldn't find a curly-haired option I liked, so this will have to do. While I was at it, I made a Daphne Simpson, below.



And here is my favorite: Kev Simpson, below. Looks just like him, don't ya think?

The Road to Recovery (or...Happy Feet)

So, I got my new Target shirts, a pedicure, and (finally!) a haircut, and I'm feeling a little better. But all that doesn't change the fact that I am turning 39 in less than a month, and I'm not handling it very well. I don't want to be 39. I want to be 37. Forever. It's a great age. Anyway, that, plus the heat, plus the fact that a lot of people I like are stressed or sad or having a general malaise, and I can't seem to quite get my groove.

One thing that is good is that the day after my dreaded birthday, we are heading to the mountains for a much needed vacation. There will be clean air and trees and wildlife and delightfully cool temperatures, so it should be good. Perhaps I will forget all about being 39. Maybe, just maybe, I will even see an owl. That would probably catapult me right back into hypergroove.

Chicken a la Kev

Kev cooked dinner last night. Lucky me. De-Licious.

All the Young Dudes

Yesterday, we took a road trip to East Texas to visit some friends. First stop was Whitney and Bob's new house, which is very cute and has a screened porch and some bluebird houses. This was the first time all of our kids (mine, Whitney's, Shannon's and Julie's) have been together, and it was really fun to see. Of course, just as we got the kids situated for a picture, my camera batteries died, and by the time I changed them, the kids were no longer sitting nicely. I am hoping one of my other friends got a good shot.


Shannon's daughter was kind enough to let the Peanut try out her wings.



From Whitney's, we headed to our friend Cheryl's house for a big BBQ. Cheryl lives on a ranch. She has cows. Below, you can see Kev looking at them. Kev would make a good cowboy. But I would not last very long on a ranch. There is a lot of dirt and mud and stuff out there.

It was fun, but not very relaxing, as we had to chase Daphne around the whole time. She had a blast with all the people and babies and dogs and cows.

There was a lot of good food. Cheryl smoked a brisket, which I heard was excellent. I couldn't bring myself to eat any, what with all the cows staring at me from just over the fence. I had some sausages. I didn't see any pigs around.

Would you eat brisket if this was staring right at you? She looks like she knows exactly what was going on.

It was a good day out, but very exhausting. Today we're taking it easy.

The Continuing Story of Charlie and Harriet...

So, after I finished embroidering Charlie and Harriet, I needed to decide what to do with them, and it was my big idea to frame them for the Peanut's room. She likes birds.

First, I scorched the fabric when I was pressing it (bottom left, under Charlie). Then, I messed up sewing on the pink background fabric, hence the lumpy bits. Then, I couldn't get it centered in the frame. Then I cut the (bad word) out of my finger when I was cleaning the glass with goo-gone, trying to get off the goo from the dumb Target sticker. There was blood everywhere, and I probably need a stitch, but I'm not getting one. So, it is far from perfect, but a lot of blood, sweat, and tears went into this simple little project. I sure hope Daphne doesn't put this in a garage sale or something when I'm dead.

Hooray for Target

Exactly what I was looking for yesterday, found this morning at Target for $16.99. I will probably add a little something to make it less plain...

It's a good thing I found this shirt. I was pretty close to just completely giving up and getting some sweat pants.

Good Times Bad Times

Yesterday, our friend John came for dinner. I made jambalaya (ooh-wee!) and this blueberry cake (recipe here). The cake was really good...not too sweet. I added a little lemon zest, but otherwise, followed the recipe exactly, and served it warm with some of the home-made ice cream my dad made for Daphne's birthday. If you make this cake, you will probably feel happy for at least the few minutes it takes to eat it, and maybe even for a few minutes afterward. Daphne cried when hers was all gone. Plus, it will make your house smell good. And blueberries are really good right now, so this is a good way to use them. It was good to see our friend John, and a nice time was had by all.

Things have taken a slightly more negative turn today, though. Nothing seems to be able to crush my self-esteem more than a trip to the mall. I know I always make fun of Kev for having a "uniform," but since I pretty much only wear jeans and a t-shirt every day, I don't have much room to talk. So I decided I should get a couple of nicer shirts to wear this summer, and you would think this would be easy in a mall with hundreds of stores. Geez. And it's not like I was looking for pants (don't even get me started). All I wanted was a simple white light and airy blouse that fits. But no. The first problem is that everything at the mall is expensive. The second problem is that all this season's shirts are cut like maternity shirts and make me look 6 months pregnant. I do not want to look 6 months pregnant. I have already been through that. Anyway, after trying on about 30 shirts in 4 different shops (poor Daphne, she was so patient), I finally found one shirt I liked, and payed way too much for it, but I will wear it because it is orange and kinda cute and doesn't make me look 6 months pregnant. But the whole experience was depressing. Plus, while we were at the mall, I happened to look down and notice the sad state of my feet, which are in desperate need of some attention. I don't even look in the mirror at my hair anymore. It hasn't been cut since before Daphne was born, so it is very unruly, especially with all this rain, and the silver ones are slowly taking over.

This post is a cry for help. Please, someone, nominate me for What Not to Wear so I can get some assistance from Stacy and Clinton.

I know, Kev, I know. Somebody needs a nap.

Charlie and Harriet

Last night we watched So I Married and Axe Murderer. It was funny as usual.

All is does is rain and rain and rain. I think we will go to the mall today.

Bertha's Buttons

Yesterday, my mom gave me a jar of buttons that belonged to my great grandma, Bertha Kelly*. My dad helped me clean them up. I got to use his cool power-buffer machine in the garage. I think buttons are cool, especially really old ones.


These ones are some of my favorites. I love the orange one because it's orange. It is going to become something cool, but I'm not sure what yet. The ones in the middle have birds on them.

I am always seeing jars of buttons in antique stores. They are always just like the jar I got yesterday: A mason jar with a decorative round piece of fabric in the lid. I wonder why old ladies always kept jars of buttons. It probably won't surprise anyone who reads this that I have my own jar of buttons. It does not, however, have the decorative round piece of fabric, and it is a baby food jar, not a mason jar. I think I may have to rethink that, though...I kinda like my great-grandma's jar better.

*My great grandma's name was Bertha, and her husband's name was Bert. Funny, huh? My g-g-ma didn't really look like your typical Bertha, though. She was thin and very pretty. I will post a picture sometime.

Bird Names

I have decided on Charlie and Harriet, after Mike Myers and Nancy Travis in the genius movie So I Married and Axe Murderer.

Dad Gets Crafty

So, my dad shows up and pulls this out of his pocket. He thinks there should be a girl bird to go with the one below. Nice job, dad. I like it. Stay tuned for the continuing adventures of these two as yet un-named birds.

By the way, my dad's name idea was to combine his name (Bill) with Daphne's other grandpa's name (Floyd) and call the littl blue bird "Boyd." Get it? (Say it out loud if you don't). So, I'll add it to the list to be considered.

And note to Fooie: I'd be happy to monogram just about anything for you except your underpants. No offense.

Please Help Me Name My Bird

One day for some reason I was drawing some birds and I came up with one I liked...the one up there on the left. I wanted to stick him on something, so I embroidered him on a piece of white fabric (above right, and below). That one will probably turn into a patch or something. I'm not sure yet. He'll probably become a rubber stamp too, and maybe a screen print. I really like him. He needs a name. I think he looks kinda like a Sherman, but there is a worm named Sherman on the backyardigans, so I think I'll try to think of something else. Please feel free to help me name my little happy bird guy.

Mad Dash

Yesterday I took the Peanut over to G-ma and G-Pa's to spend the night so Kev and I could have some Mommy and Daddy time. We had band practice, which was fun, and then went to a real movie at an actual theater. So, I can cross that one off my Summer Goals list. We saw a really good movie at the Angelika called "Once" about an Irish street musician. I loved it. I have requested the soundtrack for my birthday. Go see this movie if you can.

This morning I am in a mad dash to take advantage of my free time before Daphne comes home. I went to the coffee shop, the book store (where I had to stop myself from buying the soundtrack to "Once"), and the fabric store (where I ran into my friend Ken, which was weird). (He was buying patches for his jeans because he is about to go on tour with his great band, the Old 97s ...go see them if they are in a town near you).

Now I am going to try to do a little sewing. I only have a couple hours left. But I am looking forward to seeing the Peanut. It's weird when she's gone.

More Drumming

Watch for the rock star ending.

Blogger: The Peanut Gallery "The Noive!"

This is a post I accidentally put in the Peanut Gallery and didn't want to type all over again. Click the link if you want to read it.

It's Official

My friend Emily and I got a Tax ID number yesterday for our little craft business. It (the "shop") is called Mockingbird and Vine. Mockingbird for the street (and the bird), and Vine for a combination of VIolet and DaphNE. It is exciting and a little scary. More details to come as we get things going.

Now I am going to see if I can figure out how to do a hyperlink. Here is what was happening on this date in LRHS history. Hey, I think it worked. Woo-hoo!

T's Goals for Summer '07

• Make a berry cobbler (recipe suggestions, anyone?)
• Make a cushion for the porch swing
• Go to the Arboretum early in the morning
• Try not to complain too much about the hot
• Make myself a skirt with a zipper and a lining
• Blog about more than babies and crafts
• Go to at least two states I've never been to before
• See an owl in the wild
• Go to at least one movie in a theater
• Have more shrimp
• Do the Peanut's first year scrapbook
• Practice my instruments / record a melodica solo
• Knit something for fall

Poll

Hands up if you know what this is.

Suave Fraud

Have you seen that commercial where it flashes through the stages of this girl's life, and by the end, she has a kid and she's sorta all beaten down and disheveled and wearing clothes that look like she borrowed them from Elmer Fudd? It says something like, "Have you let yourself go?" But then, she gets some Suave and everything changes. That commercial makes me so mad. Apparently, her bottle of Suave came with a make-up artist and hair stylist, a brand new wardrobe, a full time maid and nanny, and some serious energy-boosting supplements. Stupid TV. If all it took was a $2 bottle of Suave to be like that lady, I wouldn't be sitting here in my housepants with no make-up, on about three hours of sleep because the baby got shots yesterday and didn't sleep well, eating Peanut Butter Puffins for lunch, watching the Backyardigans in my cluttered house, and wearing a very small hat because if I take it off Daphne will cry.

In better commercial related news, my friend Troy is in a Lowes commercial. I have not seen it, because I don't think people who only watch Noggin are Lowes' target market, but apparently, he comes into the store trying to match a paint color to a large purple teddy bear. Or something like that. So, shout out to Troy, who is cool.

Peanut on Drums

It's My Birthday!

It's My Birthday!
Originally uploaded by Tara H.

Happy Birthday Peanut!

I am so proud of you!
Love,
Mommy

The Fastest Year Ever

http://housepants.blogspot.com/2006/06/february-belly-june-belly.html

If you click on the link, you will see what I looked like this time last year. I can't believe my little Peanut will be a year old in two days. She is such a good, fun little baby, and she gets to be more and more fun every day. I am a very lucky mommy.

Ikea Party Dress

Ikea Bird Dress
Originally uploaded by Tara H.

It fits! I think this is my favorite thing I've made for the Peanut. She wore it to her friend Violet's birthday party today. We all had a big time eating cake and playing with the dog.

Look Ma! I'm Famous!

So, there is a really great on-line fabric store called SewMamaSew, and I recently joined their Flickr group to see what other people are making. And guess what happened! I won this month's $25 gift certificate, so I get to go shopping for free fabric! Woo-hoo! Plus, I got a mention on their Blog: http://sewmamasew.com/blog2/?p=110 Check it out if you want. I've been trying to put their button on my blog template, but haven't been able to figure it out. I will keep trying. In the meantime, I gotta go shop!