Thursday, July 14, 2005

From the Sports Desk

Official LRHS Minor League Baseball Player, Tim Rall, has an impressive 2.91 ERA here at mid-season. Only two Ranger pitchers have better ERAs than that, and at least one of them is a real jack-ass and hopefully won't be a Ranger much longer, in spite of his good pitching abilities. Tim also has an impressive 39 strike outs for his 34 innings pitched. No one on the Rangers' roster has this good a ratio. So here is my plan. Let's get rid of Kenny Rogers and trade some loser to the Mariners organization and bring Tim Rall to the Rangers. He will fit right in with the young team. Who's with me?

Next week, if you want to see Tim's fine work, the SA Missions will be in town for a long series with the Frisco Rough-Riders. And if that's not enough to get you there, they also have Dippin' Dots!

4 comments:

Robert_M said...

Will dippin' dots ever give up the 'ice cream of the future' tag line?

Gye Greene said...

Confusion: What does stopping Kenny Rogers from singing have to do with baseball? And if he's on a baseball team -- isn't he a little old?


--GG

Tara said...

Different guy - Same name. But it would be funny to see The Gambler take the mound.

Buddha Bong said...

Dippin dots rule...

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