Today at my office building, I saw a vanity plate that said: I WL SLM. What the heck does that mean? I will slam? I will slum? I will sell 'em? I will Islam? What's the point of having a vanity plate if people can't figure out what it means?
Because one day Kev was singing "Sway," and if you know Kev, you know he is a notorious low-talker, so when he sang "like the lazy ocean hugs the shore," I thought he said "like a lazy Russian horses show," and it seemed like a good name for something. Sorta Sgt. Peppery. No offense to Russians or horses is intended.