I was just about to get out of the shower, and thought, "My hair feels kinda funny, maybe I forgot to shampoo." I racked my brain, and could not recall whether or not any shampoo had actually ever made it into my hair. So I had to do a quick lather and rinse, just in case. The only explanation for this is alien abduction. I refuse to consider that I'm losing my mind.
Not that it matters if I shampooed or not. My hair doesn't stand a chance on days like this. I look a little like that guy from Loudness on John's blog.